Work Habits of the Moon and Sun
Your job is an imaginary construct created by your brain. It exists only your mind. Can you taste your job? No. Can you hear your paycheck? No. Can you feel your boss's face? Not without him getting angry.
Look at the moon: At the most it only ever works a half day, and it just hangs out the whole time. Often, the whole moon doesn't even show up! It'll just be a half or a quarter or whatever. It shows up whenever it feels like and doesn't let the sun boss it around. Yet the moon is the earth's most famous satellite, and according to some scientists, the only one.